Two weeks ago I jabbered on about which books I like to read leading up to October 31st.
This week, I’m composing a variation for that theme. What follows are the three
scariest movies I have ever watched, hands down. I’m not talking sudden scares
that make me jump and leave me feeling pissed for the following three seconds.
I’m talking about movies that stay with me long after they’re over and, if I
may be so candid, might necessitate turning on a few more lights when I head
off to sleep.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
While it
undoubtedly inspired much of the slasher genre that dominated the eighties,
Tobe Hooper’s 1974 film has relatively little to do with the likes of the Halloween, Friday the 13th or Nightmare
on Elm Street series, or even the remake and its prequel, which followed in
its wake. While slasher films frequently rely on gore and jump scares, Texas differentiates itself from that
genre (all the better for it, in my opinion), by emphasizing brutal realism and
intensity.
Its plot is
minimal: five college-age kids travel through rural Texas in their van, on
their way to a graveyard. There’s recently been a series of graverobbings in
the area and two of the friends, brother and sister Franklin and Sally
Hardesty, are making sure the bodies of their deceased aren’t among the
missing. In their travels, they earn the ire of a deranged, self-mutilating
hitchhiker, and stumble across an old farmhouse occupied by the skin-wearing
and hammer- and chainsaw-wielding Leatherface.
What The Texas Chain Saw Massacre lacks in
story, it more than makes up for in sheer, unfiltered terror. From
approximately the forty-five minute mark onward, the movie becomes a
no-holds-barred chase, with nary a moment for the viewer to catch their breath.
Daniel Pearl’s cinematography bares greater resemblance to a documentary or art
house film than the careful, Hitchcockian shot selection in John Carpenter’s Halloween. Nearly every facet of the
film, from its grainy look to the chaotic, onomatopoeic score to the admittedly
amateurish acting lend an undeniable sense of realism to the whole affair,
making it all the more difficult to separate oneself from the events on screen
until well after the first few seconds of deafening silence that follow the
movie’s final shot.
Inland Empire
I wrote about
David Lynch’s 2006 magnum opus Inland
Empire a couple years ago, and while that piece was made mostly in jest I
maintain its long-lasting effect on me. While a lot of Lynch’s work has been
called dreamlike, Inland Empire is
truly the first in his filmography—Hell, maybe the first movie ever—to
accurately capture the jumbled, unself-conscious narrative of a dream. Filmed in
digital video, the high frame rate and natural lighting of which give the movie
a strangely intimate feel, it’s a nightmare recorded and screened for our
pleasure—or, more likely, horror.
The film follows
L.A. actor Nikki Grace, played by an extremely underrated Laura Dern, as she
lands a coveted role in a Southern romance co-starring Justin Theroux’s Devon
Berk and directed by veteran filmmaker Kingsley Stewart (Jeremy Irons). Stewart
reluctantly reveals the film is a remake of an aborted Polish movie, scrapped
after both its leads were murdered and the project itself rumoured to be
cursed. As if fulfilling this omen, Nikki gradually becomes unable to differentiate
herself from her character, Susan Blue, and the remaining two thirds of Lynch’s
three hour movie devolve into a whirlwind of settings, characters and events,
held together by the incomprehensible but strangely sensible logic that all
dreams are made of.
It’s difficult
to describe what makes this movie so frightening. It’s oddly realistic, though
completely unlike the realism of The
Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Rather,
the stylistically accurate portrayal of a nightmare hits close to home. It’s an
abstract kind of horror, and requires a lot of endurance on the part of the
viewer, but it’s an experience like none other.
The Blair Witch Project
I missed out on
the Blair Witch craze back during the
film’s release in 1999, then being 10 years old and far, far too afraid of the
horror genre to devote more than a second watching even a non-scary part of
Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez’s low-budget blockbuster. I didn’t watch it
until my first year of university, and even then it was divided into parts on
YouTube, but it dug its fingers into me in a way I never could have predicted. Though
I might be biased, having a love for horror set in the woods—Lars von Trier’s
not nearly as scary but incredibly disturbing Antichrist and Sam Raimi’s The
Evil Dead fall into this category as well.
I really don’t
have to say much about the plot: three film school students venture into the
Maryland woods to film a documentary, students get lost, everything goes to
Hell. While detractors summarize The
Blair Witch Project as a lot of screaming and shaky camera work, credit has
to be given to actors Heather Donohue, Joshua Leonard and Michael C. Williams
(playing “themselves,” as it were). Their performances are completely natural
and believable, akin to the ensemble cast in Alien, and to see their partnership buckle, reaffirm itself and
eventually be decimated is undeniably
involving.
The title doesn’t
really indicate the kind of horror the students in this movie face. I don’t
think anything can describe that
horror; after so many viewings, I’m unable to attach it to any being, physical
or incorporeal. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced those poor
bastards awaken pure malice, unbound
to any form or body. And that’s what’s so terrifying about the film’s events:
no matter how hard these kids try, it’s all in vain, because you can’t fight or
escape a force as natural and omniscient as gravity. To this day, the final
moments still send a shiver up my spine, and I’ll be damned if I don’t enjoy
the feeling in spite of myself.
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