I seem to
have developed a secondary musical taste.
Yes, it’s a
strange thing to say. Normally when one talks about developing a secondary
anything they’re usually referring to some bizarre mutation: secondary organs,
secondary limbs, or any other biological redundancy that might result from
proximity to Chernobyl. I’ve never been off this continent, let alone within
range of Ukraine, and so I’m unable to link this newly discovered tangential fondness
to the ill effects of radiation, but it’s a mutation nevertheless.

